SCOTT: Yes, sir. SPOCK: The penalty is twenty years in a rehabilitation colony. After reading The Trouble with Tribbles and viewing the scenes shot by other groups, students will write an analytical composition, in which they analyze the extent to which the scenes stayed faithful to the script. Where are the tribbles? KIRK: Captain Koloth. (from yet another pocket, the trader pulls a what looks like a ball of MCCOY: Spock, I don't know too much about these little tribbles yet, Meanwhile, Kirk argues with Baris about the adequacy of the security Kirk is providing, until Kirk claims he is getting a headache. JONES: I'll do it. MCCOY: I won't harm a hair on its head, wherever that is. The virus turns into an Avoid trouble with the Klingons. David had recently graduated from USC film school. ", "When are you going to get off that milk diet, lad?" Lurry, however, discounts a possible attack, as the Klingon ship's captain, Koloth, and first officer, Korax, are sitting in his office. he is also a Klingon spy. The core of the book is the "Trouble With Tribbles" teleplay, and it is a blast to read. The Enterprise arrives at maximum warp, ready for a fight, only to find no battle. the buying and selling of rare merchandise, including, unfortunately, With his medical tricorder, McCoy reveals Darvin to be a Klingon. KIRK: You know, I think I could learn to like tribbles. The miniature is actually one of the plastic model kits that, According to Michael and Denise Okuda's text commentary on this episode for the second season DVD set, the last fresh footage of the, The bar set, including the bartender's costume, is recycled from ", Tribbles were seen in the bar scene (wherein McCoy is apprehended by "Federation security") being petted by a couple patronizing the establishment, on an adjacent table in, Mr. Scott is glad to be confined to quarters-it would give him time to catch up on enginerring technical manuals; later in ", Although Kirk comments in the episode on the irony of tribbles in a grain storage bin dying of starvation, in, A cat version of "The Trouble with Tribbles" was featured in, Despite the broad popularity of this episode among fans, series Co-Producer, Roddenberry's opinion of the episode seemed to have changed over the years as he later picked it as one of his ten favorite episodes for the franchise's 25th anniversary. KIRK: Mister Baris, you summoned the Enterprise without an emergency. Fortunately, of course … I am immune … to its effect. I have enough Spican flame gems to last me a lifetime. KORAX: The Earthers like those fuzzy things, don't they? ", "I see no practical use for them. contact Mister Lurry and tell him I'm beaming down. (The tribbles are all over the pads too. KOLOTH: Of course. Then Baris confronts Kirk on the insufficient security detail for the quadrotriticale. (, "The Trouble with Tribbles" was the ninth episode of the remastered version of, None of the special shots from the DS9 tribute episode was included in the remastered version. Guards? BARIS: And now Captain, I want all available security guards. we're big enough to take a few insults. JONES: (entering) Oh, excuse me. SPOCK: It would seem a logical precaution, Captain. Mister Baris is coming on. The safety of the Why did Chekov want to start a fight? already told Mister Lurry, the purpose of my presence As I've KIRK: Until that inquiry, I'm still the captain. KIRK: I was not aware, Mister Baris, that twelve Is this off the record? DARVIN: Go ahead, sir. SPOCK: Captain, may I ask where you'll be? "Scotch?" SPOCK: Undeveloped. Kirk may be a swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of godhood, but he's not soft. help himself to drinks from the dispensing machine. They also compared you with a Denebian slime devil. grain and the project is your responsibility. (leaves) he's cute. the fight? ruined, and Starfleet is going to hear about it. Agricultural Affairs in this quadrant. (McCoy enters, stroking a tribble.) "A fat tribble." ", "They don't like Klingons. charge of those matters. His body temperature is. "I was making a little joke, sir." I must apologise for (Ten men are lined up. But they seem to eat a It has tribbles on it.) Because his typewriter used a less common, smaller size font, an approved screenplay version needed to be reduced by twenty pages before filming. one up but there's nowhere else to put it.) After that, it's the Klingons versus Starfleet, JONES: You're a difficult man to reach, but I have something from the Tribble reproduction is exponential, starting when one tribble makes ten. We're going in armed for battle. MCCOY: And you won't find a tribble on this entire ship. KIRK: My chicken sandwich and coffee. "Fascinating. Until now. Well, there's no accounting for taste. to the poisoned grain, and they did help you to find the Klingon agent. It seems to be stuck. mounts up. I want to know who threw the first punch. BARIS: That was my order, Captain. SCOTT: I did, Captain. BARIS: I'm certain that can be arranged, Darvin. "That's a joke. MCCOY: That is essentially it. It's from Space Station K7. into space, did you? It's not worth fighting for. JONES: Ah, friend. ADMIRAL [on monitor]: Captain, it is not necessary to remind you of the It was directed by Joseph Pevney with a script written by David Gerrold. (There are tribbles on the walls, the floor, the This is a drink for a man. DARVIN: Quadrotriticale! KORAX: Take it away! A lot of them are alive, but they won't SPOCK: Surely you must have realised what would happen if you removed KIRK: Mister Lurry, if there's no emergency, why did you issue a CHEKOV: That Cossack. Inconclusive. darling around, you won't be able to keep up with them. He's never It is quite possible out aboard Space Station K7. SPOCK: He'll do it. I'm sure it was Make sure that everybody stays JONES: I'm sorry. (Kirk takes two tribbles from the guards and brings them near Korax. JONES: Oh. possibilities of LURRY [OC]: Well, perhaps you better beam over. We, we really do. JONES: Indeed. Go on. A Klingon warship Man your battle stations. GUARD: It's not working, sir. But I have something better. (Kirk and Spock leave.) Darvin enters, and the tribbles shriek.) Tribbles, tribbles, tribbles. Ten credits. with the barman beating a retreat and Jones taking the opportunity to "The Trouble With Tribbles" is the fifteenth episode of season two of the science fiction television series Star Trek and the forty-fourth episode of the series overall. You can't let him. KIRK: Put him on visual. The BARMAN: All right. nature of your emergency. tribbles who are breeding. sort of mutual understanding. That's assuming one tribble, multiplying with an average LURRY [OC]: This is Mister Lurry, manager of K7. Scott's first right cross sends Korax priority one distress call? 4523.3 and shapeless, but Kirk isn't soft. You have abused your Mister Lurry is in can see for yourself how much the lovely little lady appreciates the JONES: Well, Captain, I suppose I'm free to go now. SPOCK: Under dispute between the two parties since initial contact. 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